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The “Nearly Lost It” Hoodie - Hot Pink Edition
For when you’re done whispering your truth and ready to shout it.
This isn’t subtle. This is hot pink “I nearly lost it and what about it?” energy. Black embroidered text on the front because we’re not hiding anymore. White “One phrase. Infinite stories.” on the back because everyone’s got their own version of almost losing their shit.
What you’re really buying:
- A conversation starter for people who get it
- An excuse to wear your authentic disaster with pride
- Premium embroidered front text that won’t fade like your patience
- Comfortable proof that you survived whatever nearly broke you
- A way to spot other authentically unwell people in public
This hoodie is for people who’ve been through it and came out the other side tired but still standing. It’s for grocery store breakdowns, credit card stress, family drama, and every other thing that pushes you to your limit.
You’re not broken. You’re not inspiring. You’re just human, and this hoodie gets that.
One phrase. Infinite stories.
Warning: May cause strangers to share their own Nearly Lost It moments. Side effects include feeling less alone and possibly starting a support group in Target.
*Go up two sizes for maximum comfort
The “Nearly Lost It” Hoodie - Hot Pink
$49.50
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
For when you’re done whispering your truth and ready to shout it.
This isn’t subtle. This is hot pink “I nearly lost it and what about it?” energy. Black embroidered text on the front because we’re not hiding anymore. White “One phrase. Infinite stories.” on the back because everyone’s got their own version of almost losing their shit.
What you’re really buying:
- A conversation starter for people who get it
- An excuse to wear your authentic disaster with pride
- Premium embroidered front text that won’t fade like your patience
- Comfortable proof that you survived whatever nearly broke you
- A way to spot other authentically unwell people in public
This hoodie is for people who’ve been through it and came out the other side tired but still standing. It’s for grocery store breakdowns, credit card stress, family drama, and every other thing that pushes you to your limit.
You’re not broken. You’re not inspiring. You’re just human, and this hoodie gets that.
One phrase. Infinite stories.
Warning: May cause strangers to share their own Nearly Lost It moments. Side effects include feeling less alone and possibly starting a support group in Target.
*Go up two sizes for maximum comfort
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |